\"Hillary, Oy! Hillary\"By Henry and Bobbie ShaffnerPerformed by John Wallowitch\n\n-- Press Release --\n\nSongwriters Henry and Bobbie Shaffner of Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania are rolling out a hilarious new alternative tune for the former First Lady inspired in part by the late comedian, Groucho Marx.\n\nThe Shaffners\' song, \"Hillary, Oy! Hillary,\" a parody of Groucho\'s immortal \"Lydia, the Tattooed Lady,\" was recorded by John Wallowitch, one of the nations\' leading cabaret performers.\n\n-- Lyrics --\n\nHillary, O! Hillary, Say have you met Hillary\nHillary, a first-class lady.\nWill she win, will she not?\nIs she cold, is she hot?\nD.C.\'s buzzing about the lady.\n\nTalk of the town,\nIs she up? Is she down?\nNo one\'s betting against this charmer...\nThe G.O.P.\'s frightful,\nWhile Hil stays delightful\nBut wait! Here comes Obama!\nLa-la-la, la-la-la,\nla-la-la, la-la-la\n\nHillary, O! Hillary, say have you met Hillary,\nHillary, a special lady,\na New Yorker atheart,\nShe\'s stylish and smart...\nShe looks like a first-class lady.\n\nChappaqua\'s in,\nD.C. now is the spin\nas she makes her way \'round the nation\nShe\'s great on the stump\nHer opponent\'s a shlump\nand Bill is \"on vacation.\"\nLa-la-la, la-la-la,\nla-la-la, la-la-la\n\nHillary, O! Hillary, say have you metHillary,\nHillary, the perfect lady,\nshe\'s politically keen\ntho\' she\'ll never be mean\nshe was one heckuva first lady,\nChelsea and Hil,\nand a fellow named Bill\nare a family we\'ve come to know\nNow Hil is the star\non her own she\'ll go far,\nand right now, she is the show.\nLa-la-la, la-la-la,\nla-la-la, la-la-la\n\n\nHillary, O! Hillary, say have you met Hillary,\nHillary\'s a first-class lady.\n\nCopyright 2007 Clinton, comedy, Hillary, Jewish, parody, political, song, Yiddish