In Character Song: Mika wont seem to leave anyone alone. He\'s always on tv, he\'s always squeaky and he\'s always shoving his bits in everyone\'s faces. And every now and then he turns up in my bedroom attempting to woo me. I hate it! And some of the things he says are so offensive... poor Matthew Kelly.Lyrics:\n\nI want to talk to you\n\nNot again Mika, how the hell did you end up in my bedroom?\n\nDo I attract you?\nDo I attack you with my crazy hips?\nAm I too blurty?\nAm I too chirpy?\nFor emo\'s like you to like?\nI thought you liked bum?\nI thought you\'d want some?\nI guess I\'m just not your type.\nWhy don\'t you like me?\nWhy don\'t you like me?\nCause you\'re my kinda guy.\n\nI tried to be Matthew Kelly\n(mmm)\nBy taking young boys to bed\n(uhhh)\nAnd I\'ve tried a little Jeffree\n(MMMM)\nBut Star\'s not right in the head!!!\n\nI can do clown\nI can do crudeI can do blueberry pieI can be sexualcan be infectualI\'ll even bring my dykesGotta be redAll on your bedGotta be such a big whore.Why don\'t you like me?Why don\'t you like me?Why don\'t you walk out the door?Oh baby I wont quit?\nbaby your so fit?\nBaby have some of my drink?\nI\'m not a lady\nOr a crybaby\nSo tell me what do you think?\nWhy don\'t you like me?\nWhy don\'t you like me?\nShould I assert oneself?\nShould I bend over?\nOnto a rover?\nSo you can pack into my shelf?\n\nWhy don\'t we move to New Dehli\n(mmm)We\'ll have a brand new start\n(uhh)\nWant me to rap off like Nelly\n(MMMM)\nTell me! You\'re breaking my heart.\n\nI can be white\nI can be black\nI can be hispanic guy\nI can be thoughtful\ncan be resourceful\nI can be pulling on your tie\nGotta be blue\nGot a tattoo\nGot an annoying debut\nWhy don\'t you like me?Why don\'t you like me?\nWalk out the door.\n\nDo what you want to try and escape my love\nBut I only want, what every Gay Guy really really wants, i want fun.\n\nI can be down\nI can be up\nI could be waving my cock\nI could be purple\nYou could be purple?\nI could be anything you like\nGunna be mean\nGunna bescene\nGunna make you want more\nWhy wont you leave me?\nWhy wont you leave me?\nWalk out the door\n\nI can do clown\nI can do crude\nI can do blueberry pie\nI can be sexual\ncan be infectual \nI\'ll even bring my dykes\nGotta be red\nAll on your bed\nGotta be such a big whore.\nWhy wont you leave me?\nFucking leaveplease?\nWalk out the door.\n\nooo000o0o0o0ooooahh\n\n-------------\nMUSIC CREDITS:\n\nOriginal Song: \"Grace Kelly\" by Mika forever, grace, imustbeTINO, kelly, matthew, mika, songs, tino