Miley Cyrus, AKA Hannah Montana has an enormous fan base. How utterly ridiculous would it be if her number 1 fan was a thirty year old man? Add a rap music video, a hip hop loser, outlandish lyrics, and watch the stupidity ensue. This is our tribute to Media Monster Miley. Don\'t take it seriously, we didn\'t. Enjoy.**UPDATE** A ton of people have asked for Lyrics, so here ya go!\n\nLYRICS to \"Miley Cyrus Song\" or \"The Official Miley Cyrus Rap\"\nBy Mason Storm\n\nWell Miley Cyrus I\'m your number one fan\nIt don\'t matter I\'m a thirty year old man.\nNever, Never, Never, Never, Never missed a show,\nHannah Montana, thatshit is ill yo.\nAnd my niece agrees, TiVo every show, \nGot all you\'re CD\'s\nAnd I got you\'re autograph, off of ebay\nCheck you\'re Myspace three times a day.\nLast week bought a ticket to your show,\nThree Thousand dollars for a seat in the back row?\nBut that\'s all right, money ain\'t a thing, \nI\'d pay ten times that to hear you sing.\nAnd you\'re innocent, yep still\nYou\'re only fifteen but you have time to kill,\nOnce you get older you might shave your head, \nYou might Marry the wrong guy, and then end up dead\nBut who knows? Cause today you\'re a star\nGot a million dollars and you can\'t drive a car\nAnd that might be true, but that didn\'t stop me\nFrom getting a tattoo\nOh my god you brought Disney back,\nBefore you\'re show that channel was crap\nAnd we forgive you for you\'re dad\nAchy Breaky Heart, what the hell was that?\n\nMiley, Miley, Miley, Cyrus\n\nWell Miley Cyrus, A list celebrity\nGot more fame than John F. Kennedy\nMake a hundred billion dollars like Bill Gates\nEverybody knows you\'re name in all fifty states\nAnd the fans agree, got more talent than Paris or Lindsay\nNo sex tapes, No S.T.D.\'s, No D.U.I.\'s, just MP3\'s\nIt\'s a lie, you\'re not pregnant yet\nYou can\'t believe the things you read onthe internet\nYou\'re friend, Jamie Lynn she is though\nBritney\'s little sister is a full blown ho.\nBut Miley Cyrus that ain\'t for you\nDisney golden girl, yep, goodie two shoes, well\nOnce you get older you might hate your dad, \nGet addicted to coke, and then go to rehab\nBut who knows? Cause today you\'re fine\nCan buy anything but a bottle of wine\nAnd that might be true\nBut that wouldn\'t stop me from buying it for you\nOh my god you brought good girl back\nWhich is a welcome change from Tara Reid\'s asscrack\nAgain we forgive you for you\'re dad\nDancing with the Stars, what the hell was that?\n\nMiley, Miley, Miley, Cyrus x2\n\nWell, when it comes to you\'re fans Miley, I\'m number one\nAin\'t afraid of you\'re dad, but I\'m afraid of his gun\nAnd I\'d like to hang out, but I don\'t like to run\nSee the problem is you\'re just too young\nYeah, I\'ll admit it, its kind of weird\nThat I\'m the only fan you have, thathas a beard\nAnd yes I know its gone on too long,\nRelax Billy Ray that\'s the end of my song.\n\nMiley, Mullet, Miley, Mullet, Miley, Mullet\nMiley, Miley, Miley, Cyrus. achy, billy, buck, cyrus, dancing, disney, guitar, hannah, hero, M&M, mason, miley, montana, music, parody, rap, ray, stars, step, storm, things, up, warpedcorp