Northwestern Law\'s Wigmore Follies 2007Snap\nSix\nSwitch \nVISA\nBar Review\nGossip!\n\nI had it comin\'\nI had it comin\'\nI only have myself to blame\nIf I\'d\'ve known then\nWhat I know now\nI wouldn\'t give him the time of day!\n\n\n[Snap] When the ex and I started law school, he was a wreck. He couldn\'t tell the difference between proximate cause and promissory estoppel. So I did what any good girlfriend would do, I helped him. I studied with him, I did flash cards for him, I even wrote his journal competition piece. Then, second year he dumped me. He needed to focus ...on Law Review!!!\n\nI had it comin\'\nI had it comin\'\nI only have myself to blame\nIf I\'d\'ve known then\nWhat I know now\nI wouldn\'t give him the time of day!\n\nI met Kyle at orientation and we hit it off right away. We did everything together. So when he suggested we go on separate ITP trips I was suspicious. But he\'d promise he\'d be faithful. Faithful, he told me... Faithful, MY ASS. While I was freezing my ass of in Siberia not only did he cheat on me... he did it with six Bangkok prostitutes. \n\nHe shouldn\'t\'ve done it\nHe shouldn\'t\'ve done it\nHe took a flower in its prime\nAnd then he used it\nAnd he abused it\nHe should be punished cuz it\'s a crime!\n\n[Switch] Nowin my first year I dated this 3L all year and everyone kept warning me, don\'t get too attached, don\'t get too attached. But did I listen, of course not. And then, right before his graduation he tells me that he decided to move back home ... back home to his fiancé!!!!\n\nIf I\'d\'ve known then\nWhatI know now\nI wouldn\'t give him the time of day!\n\n[LLM] (Something in a foreign language where the only intelligible word is \"trophy wife\").\n\nFarrah:\nMy best friend Veronica and I were study partners. And when I started dating Johnny, he joined us. We aced every exam we studied for together. Torts, crim, civpro, contracts, property, ALH, con law, narrative structures, one right after the other. So, after our last exam, we went to BAR REVIEW. The three of us, boozing, having a few laughs, and it was my turn to buy the round, so I go to get more miller lite. I come back, put the beers down, and there Veronica and Johnny, making out in front of everybody! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can\'t remember a thing. But later that night, when Johnny came home, he caught me and Roy Wonder in flagrante delicto.\n\nChorus 3 (just Farrah):\nI had it comin\'\nI had it comin\'\nI knew that I was on the brink\nI learned my lesson\nI learned my lesson\nDon\'t dip your pen in the company ink! follies, wigmore