The song \"Pirelli\'s Miracle Elixir\" from Tim Burton\'s \"Sweeney Todd\". Enjoy!**Lyrics**\nToby:\nLadies and gentlemen\nMay I have your attention, please!\nDo you wake every morning in shame and despair,\nto discover your pillow is covered with hair,\nwhat ought not to be there?\n\nWell, ladies and gentlemen,\nfrom now on you can waken at ease!\nYou need never again have a worry or care,\nI will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.\nGentleman, you are about to see something\nthat rose from the dead!\nOn the top of my head\n\nT\'was Pirelli\'s\nMiracle Elixir,\nThat\'s what did the trick, sir,\nTrue, sir, true.\nWas it quick sir?\nDid it in a tick, sir,\nJust like an elixir\nOught to do!\n\nHow about a bottle mister?\nOnly costs a penny guaranteed.\n\nDoes Pirelli\'s\nStimulate the growth, sir?\nYou can have my oath, sir,\n\'Tis unique.\n\nRub a minute\nStimulating, isn\'t it\nSoon you\'ll have to thin it\nonce a week!\n\nSweeney Todd:\nPardon me ma\'am what\'s that awful stench?\n\nMrs. Lovett:\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nMrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)\nPardon me sir what\'s that awful stench?\n\nSweeney Todd: (said with Lovett)\nMust be standing near an open trench!\n\nToby:\nBuy Pirelli\'s\nMiracle Elixir\nanything what\'s slick, sir, \nsoon sprouts curls\n\nTry Pirelli\'s\nwhen they see how thick sir,\nyou canhave your pick, sir,\nof the girls!\n\nWanna buy a bottle misses?\n\nSweeney Todd:\nWhat is this?\n\nMrs. Lovett:\nWhat is this?\n\nSweeney Todd:\nSmells like piss\n\nMrs. Lovett:\nSmells like, ew!\n\nSweeney Todd:(said with Lovett)\nLooks like piss. This is piss. Piss with ink.\n\nMrs. Lovett: (said with Sweeney)\nI wouldn\'t touch it if i was you, dear\n\nToby:\nLet pirelli\'s activate your roots, sir\n\nSweeney Todd:\nKeepit off your boots, sir, eats right throughToby:\nYes, get Pirelli\'s, use a bottle of it\nladies seem to love it\n\nMrs. Lovett:\nFlies do too.\n\n\n**PLEASE NOTE THAT I DID NOT WRITE THESE LYRICS, SO IF YOU SEE A MISTAKE SOMEWHERE FEEL FREE TO TELL ME!** :D arev, arev12345, depp, elixir, johnny, miracle, pirelli's, sweeney, todd