Uh huh ... extra cheeseUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for mePizza, party at your house\nI went, just to check it out\nNineteen extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin\' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin\' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese \'round the clock\nIs gettin\' me blockedAnd I sure don\'t care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy\'d you have to go and make me so constipated?\n\'Cause right now I\'d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom\nI sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain \nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colonirrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin\' pretty down\n\'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe\'re just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI\'d suddenly spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt\'s just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with eleven toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no\nNo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no\n\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought, maybe I\'d unwind\nTry out, that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\nSaid not to stand\nBut that\'s a demand\nThat I couldn\'t meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nIt really is a major inconvienience\nOh man, I really hate it\nIt\'s such a drag now\nI can\'t eat I can\'t breathe I can\'t snore I can\'t belch or yodel anymore \nCan\'t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no, why\'d I have to go and get myself all mutilated?\nYeah, yeah!\nI gotta tell ya\nLife without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nI can\'t blink I can\'t talk I can\'t sneeze\nBut my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now\nHaven\'t been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no Al, Complicated, Pop, Soda, Song, Weird, Yankovic