By Weird Alvin. My third video. Enjoy.Lyrics:\n\nUh huh, extra cheese.\nUh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.\n\nPizza party at your house,\nI went just to check it out.\n19 extra larges,\nWhat a shame, no one came.\nJust us, eatin\' all alone,\nYou said, \"take the pizza home.\nNo sense lettin\' all this go to waste,\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day, and everyday, there\'s cheese \'round the clock,\nIs gettin\' me blocked, And I sure don\'t care for irregularity.\n\nTell me,\nWhy\'d you have to go and make me so constipated\n\'Cause right now I\'d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,\nIn the bathroom.\nI sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and Iclench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated. \nNo, no, no.\n\nI was feelin\' pretty down,\n\'Til my girlfriend came around.\nWe\'re just so alike in every way, I gotta say.\nIn fact, I just thought I might,\npop the question there that night.\nI was kissin\' her so tenderly,\nBut woe is me.\n\nWho would\'ve guessed, her family crest.\nI\'d suddenly spy, tattoo\'d on her thigh.\nAnd son of a gun, it\'s just like the one on me.\nTell me.\n\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me if I knew she was my cousin we never would\'ve dated.\nWhat to do now?\nShould I goahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,\nAnd move to Alabama where that kinda\' thing is tolerated.\nNo, no, no.\n\n(no no)x11\n(oooh)\nI had so much on my mind,\nI thought maybe I\'d unwind.\nTry out that new roller coaster ride,\nAnd the guide...\n\nSaid not to stand, but that\'s a demand,That I couldn\'t meet, I got on my feet,\nAnd stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!\nTell me!\n\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.\nIt\'s such a drag now.\ncan\'t eat, I can\'t breathe, I can\'t snore, I can\'t belch or yodel anymore,\nCan\'t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.\nOh no!\n\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.\nWhat a bummer.\nI can\'t blink, I can\'t cough, I can\'t sneeze.\nBut my neck is enjoyin\' a pleasantbreeze now.\nHaven\'t been the same since my head and I were separated.\nNo, no, no. al, cousins, girlfriend, head, no, odd, pizza, poop, weird