Parody by \'Weird Al\' YankovicUh-huh, extra cheese\nUh-huh, uh-huh, save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\nNineteen extra larges\nWhat a shame, no one came\n\nJust us eating all alone\nYou said \"Take the pizza home\nNo sense letting all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day and every day\nThis cheese around the clock\nIs getting me blocked\nAnd I sure don\'t care for irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy\'d you have to go and make me so constipated\nCause right now I\'d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated\nNo, no, no\n\nI was feelin\' pretty down\nTill my girlfriend came around\nWe\'re just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would haveguessed her family crest\nI\'d suddely spy tattooed on her thigh\nAnd son of a gun\nIt\'s just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now, should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with eleven toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated\nNo, no, no, no, no, no, no\nNo, no, no, no, no, no, no\nNo, no, no, no, no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I\'d unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that\'s a demand that I couldn\'t meet\nI got on my feet and stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself decapitated\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag now, Can\'t eat, I can\'t breathe, I can\'t snore\nI can\'t belch or yodel anymore\nCan\'t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\nOh, no\n\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself all mutilated (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer, can\'t blink, I can\'t cough, I can\'t sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin\' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven\'t been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo, no, no a, al, complicated, parody, sketch, song, spoof, weird, yankovic