A video I made with The Sims and one of my favs of Weird Al\'s songs, \'A Complicated Song\'Uh huh ... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\nNineteen extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin\' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin\' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAndevery day\nThis cheese \'round the clock\nIs gettin\' me blocked\nAnd I sure don\'t care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy\'d you have to go and make me so constipated?\n\'Cause right now I\'d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin\' pretty down\n\'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe\'re just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI\'d suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt\'s just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd gethitched and have kids with eleven toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I\'d unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that\'s a demand\nThat I couldn\'t meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now ... Can\'t eat, I can\'t breathe, I can\'t snore\nI can\'t belch or yodel anymore\nCan\'t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan\'t blink, I can\'t cough, I can\'t sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin\' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven\'t been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no Al, comedy, Complicated, machinima, music, Song, video, Weird