Lyrics Here if you want themI got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track\nMy best friend\'s in a gun rack\nI\'m a lowlife\nI owe everybody money\nI think racist jokes are funny\nI\'m a lowlife\nI got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth\nI\'m makin\' time, I\'m goin\' out\nWith your wife\n\nCuz I\'m a lowlife\nI\'m a lowlife\n\nI got kids I never seen\nAnd their momma\'s seventeen\nI\'m a lowlife\nI take strippers out to breakfast\nYou can add that to my checklist\nI\'m a lowlife\nAhh the landlord called the rent is due\nI spent it all on a Kiss tattoo\nI Rock n Roll all night\n\nCuz I\'m a lowlife\nI\'m a lowlife\nI\'m a lowlife\nLivin\' the highlife\n\nI\'m watchin\' porno onthe TV\nWonderin\' why she\'d ever leave me\nI\'m a lowlife\nThe object of my affection\nAsked the police for protection\nI\'m a lowlife\nThe romance is gone, I\'m doin\' fine\nMe and your mom had a real good time\nJust last night\n\nCuz I\'m a lowlife\nI\'m a lowlife\n\nI make black music for the white man\nKeep cocaine upon my nightstand\nI\'m a lowlife\nAin\'t never hung out in the Catskills\nBut I\'ve been to jail in Nashville\nI\'m a lowlife\nI\'ve got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth\nI\'m makin\' time, I\'m goin\' out\nWith your wife\n\nI\'m a lowlife\nI\'m a lowlife\nI\'m a lowlife\nLivin\' the highlife (Living, High, Kid, Life), Lowlife, Lyrics, Rock, The