MC Tau\'ri and DJ Daniel Jackson rap about StargateLyrics:\n\nIm MC Tau\'ri\nIm who you wanna be\nHanging with my friends at the SGC\n\nIm DJ Daniel Jackson\nThe Goa\'uld infraction\nI make crazy things happen when I step through that contraption\nI speak 29 languages\nI look good with a gun\nYou show me some guinness il show you some fun\n\nSo jims bar are yallin awe\nLet me see you rise up just like the jaffa\n\nThey go through the stargate this SG1\nSaving the galaxy and having some fun\nAliens tried to stop them but they never won\nAnd if you try and stop them then theyl blow up your sun\n\nHis name is Teal\'c and hees big and bald\nSince the start this jaffasbeen involved\nHees got a tattoo now on his head\nYou better watch out or heel shoot you dead\nHe used to be a slave but now hees free\nChillin at the SGC\n\nHeres a word of warning to all you playa haters\nGoa\'uld, Wraith, Ori\nAnd the replicators\nColonel O\'Neill is who you wanna strive for\nCos Richard Dean Anderson was ******* MacGyver!\n\nSo Jims Bar are yall in awe?\nLet me see you rise up just like the jaffa\n\nI give mad props to the master boss\nWe thought heed retired but that would be a loss\nGeneral George Hammond fighting for the planet\nI bet heed take a bullet just like doctor janet\n\nBut give itall up for the man whol never die\nYou know who I mean it\'s the chevron guy\nKeeps the baddies out\nHe rocks the gate hard\nPeople say hees cooler than the Asguard\n\nWere talking stargate\nThat\'s the SGC\nKeeping all my homies in the galaxy free\nThe Tolan\nThe Knox\nThe Humans\nAnd Jaffa\nYou call me a looserI say Shova\n\nHey there anubis\nWhacha gona do?\nGot served up by the stargate crew\nTeal\'c, Daniel Jackson and Colonel O\'Neill\n\nBut don\'t forget Carter\nJust cos shees smarter\nThan Rodney MacKay\nWho never saved the day\nEccept for on Atlantis\nThat\'s SGA\n\nWhats all this about the Pegusus?\nAtlantis is another show you shouldn\'t miss\nI love it so much il move to Canada\nWhats coming next Stargate Narnia?\n\nSo Jims Bar are yall in awe?\nLet me see you rise up just like the jaffa\nSo Jims Bar are yall in awe?\nLet me see you rise up just like the jaffa\nSo Jims Bar are yall in awe?\nLet me see you rise up justlike the jaffa\nSo Jims Bar are yall in awe?\nLet me see you rise up just like the jaffa\nSo Jims Bar are yall in awe?\nLet me see you rise up just like the jaffa\n...\n\n(Jims bar is a bar in the Glasgow Uni QM Union where much drinking and merryment can be found and where the rap recieved its premiere) Atlantis, Carter, Cheese, Glasgow, GUST, Jackson, Love, Mackay, Nerd, Rap, Rodney, Samantha, SG1, Slug, Stargate, Student, Teal'c, White