Live performance of Weird Al Yankovic \"Constipated\" and \"Ebay\".-Lyrics-(Constipated)I was feelin\' pretty down,\'Til my girlfriend came around.We\'re just so alike in every way, I gotta say.In fact, I just thought I might,pop the question there that night.I was kissin\' her so tenderly,But woe is me.Who would\'ve guessed, her family crest.\nI\'d suddenly spy, tattoo\'d on her thigh.\nAnd son of a gun, it\'s just like the one on me.\nTell me.\n\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me if I knew she was my cousin we never would o\' dated.\nWhat to do now?\nShould I go ahead and proposeand get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,\nAnd move to Alabama where that kinda\' thing is tolerated.\nNo, no, no.-Lyrics- (Ebay)YeahA used ... pink bathrobeA rare ... mint snowglobeA Smurf ... TV trayI bought on eBayMy house ... is filled with this crap\nShows up in bubble wrap\nMost every day\nWhat I bought on eBay\n\nTell me why (I need another pet rock)\nTell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)\nTell me why (I bid on Shatner\'s old toupee)\nThey had it on eBay al, concert, constipated, ebay, funny, live, music, parody, performance, video, weird, yankovic