PRESS MORE FOR LYRICSLYRICS:\nUh huh, extra cheese.\nUh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.\n\nPizza party at your house,\nI went just to check it out.\n19 extra larges,\nWhat a shame, no one came.\nJust us, eatin\' all alone,\nYou said take the pizza home.\nNo sense lettin\' all this go to waste,\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day, and everyday, there\'s cheese round the clock,\nIt\'s gettin\' me blocked, And I sure don\'t care, for\nirregularity.\n\nTell me,\nWhy\'d you have to go and make me so constipated?\nCos\' right now I\'d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,\nIn the bathroom.\nI sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I\nfeel the pain\nOh, should\'ve taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. \nNo, no, no.\n\nI was feelin\' pretty down,\n\'Til my girlfriend came around.\nWe\'re just so alike in every way, I gotta say.\nIn fact, I just thought I might,\npop the question there that night.\nI was kissing her so tenderly,But woe is me.\n\nWho would have guessed, her family crest.\nI suddenly spy, tattoo\'d on her thigh.\nAnd son of a gun, it\'s just like the one on me.\nTell me.\n\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have\ndated.\nWhat to do now?\nShould I goahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with\n11 toes,\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.\nNo, no, no.\n\n(no no no)\n\nOoh, I had so much on my mind,\nI thought maybe I\'d unwind.\nTry out that new roller coaster ride,\nAnd the guide...\n\nSaid not to stand, but that\'s a demand,That I couldn\'t meet, I got on my feet,\nAnd stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.\nTell me.\n\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.\nIt\'s such a drag now.\nI can\'t eat, I can\'t breathe, I can\'t snore, I can\'t belch or\nyodel anymore,\nCan\'t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.\nOh no!\n\nWhy\'d I have to go and get myself all mutilated?\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.What a bummer.I can\'t blink, I can\'t cough, I can\'t sneeze.But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.Haven\'t been the same since my head and I were separated.No, no, no. (with, Al, Constipated, lyrics), Weird, Yankovic