1.) You plan to be Anita for Halloween2.) You think Jean-Claude is the HOTTEST man in the WORLD...even if he is fictional...*sigh*3.) you plan on being an animator when you \"grow up\"4.) you talk so much about the characters your friends start to believe they\'re real5.) You get Anita and Jean-Claude tattooed on your arm6.) after you\'ve read the Anita Blake series you have a sudden and strange epiphany to HATE Edward Cullen and LOVE Jacob Black because, Edward reminds you of Richard in some strange way...7.) you start referring to annoying over protective people as \"Richards\"8.) you buy a stuffed toy penguin and name it Sigmud9.) You introduce everyone you meet to the AWESOME world of Anita Blake10.) You paint fangs on your rubber ducky and name it Jean-Claude11.) you have a collage of Anita Picture in the back of your closet that you secretly worship every morning12.) You start tallying brownie point in your head secretly13.) you want to learn French because it\'s getting too dang annoying not knowing what Jean-Claude and Asher are saying14.) Whenever you see a cat, you instantly think of Nathaniel and tackle it15.) you fantasize about being with your favorite vampire or werewolf16.) You\'re begging your friend for details on that one book you haven\'t read yet17.) You kill your dog, wait three days and then try to reanimate it18.) You can recite random lines from the books and try to incorporate them into your daily life19.) Whenever you see a car, you think of Jason because of his comment: \"Cars aren\'t fun to chase, they don\'t bleed.\"20.) You dream about the books21.) You start calling your girlfriend/wife ma petite22.) You call the \"emo swoop\" hairstyle, the \"Asher\"23.) you kneel beside your front door to unlock it for fear of being shot24.) you wonder the streets randomly at night hoping to meet up with a vampire or were-anything25.) you are in a pissy mood you blame Raina26.) you consider yourself dominant or submissive to those around you27.) you wonder if the pale guy clerk at the 7-11 is a vamp or not28.) you think something that doesn\'t sound like you, and wonder if it is the Vampire or the werewolf that you are tied to, metaphysically.29.) you buy two of each book, one hard cover for future signings and one paper back to read over and over.30.) anything involving the supernatural, attractive people, or guns automatically makes you want to reference something from an Anita Blake Book31.) your boyfriend sees you reading these books he takes advantage of your state and jumps you.32.) you start thinking people are following you33.) you have to resist the urge to take a chunk out of your friends34.) you start to think of dumb people as \"cannon fodder\"35.) you start using little phrases like \"the Wicked Dance\"36.) you count down the days until the next book come out37.) you expect your boyfriend/husband to send you twelve with roses with a single red rose every week38.) you are frustrated with your boyfriend/husband you shout \"you are just like *insert name of the male Anita is currently Pissed at in your book*39.) you work in a coffee shop and a customer comments on how good, bad, etc, the coffee is you reply with \"there is no such thing as bad coffee. It\'s just a matter of how good it is.\"40.) You randomly inform your friends how to be-head a goat, and how to do some great shooting stances.41.) \"Barbie Goes Bondage\" is inscribed on the back of your iPod.42.) you have mugs that piss people off43.) you start thinking anything over 5\'4\" is really tall44.) you kill a fly and wonder if you\'re becoming a monster45.) you start buying Anita Blake clothing46.) you don\'t think it\'s weird to howl at the full moon with your friends47.) you start writing alternate scenes in your head on long drives48.) you feel more at home with the \"monsters\"49.) your friends warn you that the girl you\'re looking at is a blood sucking witch, and you instantly think, \"Wonder if she has the ardeur or is a rotter.\"50.) You warn your female friends that a guy is an \"Olaf\"51.) you give your friends a heads up that your girlfriend is Raina or Anita today, and they know what you mean.52.) An insult from you consists of Wereswan, HAV member, HF ass, or Vamp poser.53.) you wish the wine you were drinking is blood.54.) whole bean coffee becomes a necessity, not a luxury55.) you have read the books a million times and just keep starting over reading them again.56.) you get pissed at the borders people for calling you a day late from when your reserved book came in.57.) you carry any given book in the series in your purse wherever you go58.) you meet a scitzo and think \"Chimera!\"59.) you look at all of these and know they\'re true, and then copy paste a list of all of these Reponses to show all your friends, even those who haven\'t read Anita.60.) You make an Anita Blake videohttp://groups.myspace.com/allthingsanitablake addicted, Anita, asher, Blake, jason, Jean-claude, nathaniel, obsessed, richard