Hey everyone! PLEASE SUBMIT SONG TITLES :) And subscribe! To get the songs delivered right to you inbox.my myspace (DEMAND me): http://myspace.com/abbysimons\n\nyoutube celebrity Jerry!: http://youtube.com/oneawesomefanboy\nhttp://youtube.com/jerryhcooke\n\nthanks to alan for the graphics!: http://youtube.com/fallofautumndistro\n\nand my friend nalts :) http://youtube.com/nalts\nLyrics:\nIf I was 65 alreadyWould you throw me some confetti?\nWould you help me blow out my birthday candles?\nWould you tuck me in at night?\nAnd rub that arthritis cream into my shoulders?\nWould you promise to have and have and hold and cheer?\nWould you kiss my lips?\nWould you wipe away my tears?\nIf I was 65 already, and uglyas poor betty,\nWould, you be my love?\n\nIf I was 35 already \nWould you crave my silhouette-y?\nWould you make do with my baby bumps?\nWould you laugh and play me\nWatch reality TV,\nEven though you hate it?\nWould you answer every time I call?\nWould you catch me when I start to fall?\nIf I was 35 already,going strong and steady,\nWould you be my love?\n\nBut I\'m no young young old old woman\nI\'m just trying to live true\nWith my feet on the floor\nI want nothing more\nThan just to impress you\n\nIf I was 15 already \nWould you let me pierce my belly?\nGet a big ole tattoo on the back of my ass?\nWould you helpme do my chores?\nEat me some s\'mores tillmy stomach exploded?Would you wait for me in the third floor hall?Would you write my name on the bathroom stall?If I was 15 already, oh so young and pettyWould you be my love?See you next Sunday!\n-abby abby, and, bottle, folk, frog, from, guitar, hat, lotion, music, nalts, of, prince, simons, songs, songsfromahat, unsigned